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Saturday Jan 21st – currently, at old home in Swinderby – Mum’s gone for a meal – Baldy’s eating Pizza (Gimme’ the crusts fatty) - Oh yeah, I got a new coat – great for those cold wet days!! – Hmm, it does make my ass look big (Ha Ha)….Bow wow for now.
Friday Jan 27th – 8.a.m; Crikey,the builders are here already – I like Alan and his lads, they give me biscuits – There’s 3 of them today which equals at least three treats – I shall befriend them individually, to see what they’ve got me – Gotta go, my mate Patch is on the yard and I wouldn’t want him knicking my goodies….Greedy, No, not me!!!… – Off to Blidworth soon to watch some horse jumping…..Byeee.
Wednesday Feb 8th – The snow was great! – Mum + Baldy built a snowman (10 p.m Saturday night, daft fools) – Played at catching and eating snowballs – Got rock salt stuck between my toes – It tastes foul!!! – Bored with it now – Bring on the sunshine - Catch you later.. P.S, Baldy’s away tomorrow night – Please Mum, don’t forget my 2 scoops of grub and my tea – Milk, strong, no sugar, Thank you…
Tuesday Feb 14th – Valentine’s Day, what’s that then? – I see Baldy got Mum a card and a single red rose (what a creep) – The yards quiet – No builders – All the horses are out and Pom’s come to play - Apparently, Baldy’s got high blood pressure! – He wants to get his arse out here and play football – Get some exercise fatty!……
Thursday Feb16th - Out on a run, got Hawthorns in my foot - not vey pleasant I can tell ya’ – The Bald chubby one made it better though (Good chap) – I went along the southwell trail! fang-tastic….C’mon baldy, again, again!….
Sunday Feb 19th – What’s this, Baldy, my Mistress and Amy have been for a jolly in the woods – Without me!! – I’m not happy – I shall be ignoring them all for the rest of the day – Not even a handful of biscuits will sort this - No, not interested…..
Monday Feb 20th – Not had a great morning – Wondered into the bosses garden and then couldn’t get out- Been sick (too much horse hoof)…..what next? – Did go for a nice jolly along the Southwell trail with Mr Slaphead – Don’t tell Baldy but whilst he was off exercising I was laid in front of a roaring fire in the pub at Oxton – I even got scraps (Fish + chips) – Result! -Bow wow for now.
Tuesday Feb 21st – Please Do Not Disturb – Busy eating a juicy bone (Non human of course) – Back in 2 hours.
Hi there – I’m Ian – For thirty years I have been traditionally hand-digging graves in the villages of Nottinghamshire / Lincolnshire.
